whatevahh whatevah

reginasmom:

those kids who still think liking old music makes them special 

deluminator:

my sister isn’t talking 2 me bc earlier she was doing her homework and she was like ‘god i need somewhere flat to write’ and i said ‘how about your chest’ 

evhlve:

If only I could generate a decent income out of laying in bed

whatshouldwecallme:

ryolis:

lets take this to the bedroom

i say as i carry my bowl of ice cream to my room

civilisationsofpurethought:

thesickestjokes:

I left 3 notes scattered around the house earlier for my girlfriend.
They said “Will”, “you” and “me”.
That’ll keep her busy whilst I watch sports.

are you satan

socialteen:

that moment when you realize your childhood is over  

sexhaver:

sexhaver:

i have more followers than my high school has students. i could make a text post saying nothing but “hot gay throbbing cocks” and reach a wider audience than my principal does when he gets on the P.A. system

i was really high when i made this post and im still not sure what i was trying to say but it was definitely not this

frigerator:

ONE TIME MY PARENTS WENT TO GO GET PIZZA AND MY DAD WENT TO THE BATHROOM AND MY MOM FORGOT HIM AT THE PIZZA PLACE AND CAME HOME AND STARTED EATING THE PIZZA AND THEN WONDERED WHERE MY DAD WENT AND THEN REMEMBERED HE WASN’T IN THE CAR ON THE WAY HOME

hummelberry:

hummelberry:

i wonder why triangle shaped sandwiches taste better than square ones?

google is telling me square one’s are ‘too overwhelming’ for some people

folktier:

there are two types of lyric websites